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# Joe Bob Briggs
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## Posts
- [Last Drive-In Season 7: Don’t Torture a Duckling and Don’t Go in the Woods](https://joebobbriggs.com/last-drive-in-season-7-dont-torture-a-duckling-and-dont-go-in-the-woods/): “Don’t” isn’t a word we normally associate with Joe Bob Briggs. I can’t imagine Joe Bob saying these sentences in the real world:
- [‘Absolute Zero’: This Shoulda Been the Snowmageddon](https://joebobbriggs.com/absolute-zero-this-shoulda-been-the-snowmageddon/): Not without its flaws, "Absolute Zero" is more of a Snowmageddon flick than "Snowmageddon" was, reviewer Ben Nagy says.
- [“Snowmageddon”: Up north, it’s a way of life](https://joebobbriggs.com/snowmageddon-up-north-its-a-way-of-life/): Reviewer Ben Nagy checked out 2011's "Snowmageddon" after surviving the latest Snowmageddon up in Cleveburg. The flick had more flaws than a defective Klondike Bar and he gave it one star.
- [The Last Drive-In, Season 7: The Battle for the Black Glove](https://joebobbriggs.com/the-last-drive-in-season-7-the-battle-for-the-black-glove/): Art by T.J. Denton (@TDenton_1138 on Twitter, shop on Etsy)
- [The Last Drive-In — Survival Night: Mute Witness and The Final Terror](https://joebobbriggs.com/the-last-drive-in-survival-night-mute-witness-and-the-final-terror/): Art by T.J. Denton (@TDenton_1138 on Twitter, shop on Etsy)
- [The Last Drive-In: Season 7, Episode 6: Piranha and Crocodile](https://joebobbriggs.com/the-last-drive-in-season-7-episode-6-piranha-and-crocodile/): (Excuse an aside before I begin to recap. This episode of The Last Drive-In is a quintessential example of what this show is at its finest: one film balancing the other. Joe Bob introduces an excellent film that some in the audience haven’t, perhaps, seen. The other film … well, JB frames a steaming pile with entertaining tales about its production. I won’t say which of tonight’s films was which, but maybe you can figure it out. )
- [The Last Drive-In — Season 7, Episode 5: Dog Soldiers and Bad Moon](https://joebobbriggs.com/the-last-drive-in-season-7-episode-5-dog-soldiers-and-bad-moon/): It was a howling good time during Werewolf Night when Joe Bob and Darcy examined a couple of high-grade lycanthropic features in July’s episode.
- [The Last Drive-In, Season 7, Ep. 4: Earth vs. the Spider and Dark Match](https://joebobbriggs.com/the-last-drive-in-season-7-ep-4-earth-vs-the-spider-and-dark-match/): June 6, 2025, was a big night for the Mutant Family, when we got to celebrate the birth of a great American institution and a great American. That institution is the Drive-In and that person is our own Darcy the Mail Girl.
- [The Last Drive-In: Season 7, Episode 2: Intruder and In a Violent Nature](https://joebobbriggs.com/the-last-drive-in-season-7-episode-2-in
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