# Today in Tabs

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## Posts
- [The Louboutin Configuration](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/the-louboutin-configuration): Beyond pleasure, beyond pain, beyond chocolate, beyond horses and sex, beyond the Wendy's parking lot: it's Ball 2.
- [Desiring Machines](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/desiring-machines): Chabbb why are we all in this Port-a-Potty?
- [Found in America](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/found-in-america): They took the lathe of heaven away from me, and they were right to. 
- [Even If It's Real, It's Fake](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/even-if-it-s-real-it-s-fake): “Tell me where you love to shop. What are some of your favorite brands. Tell me about your personal style in housewares and fashion. Do you have any babies?”
- [Meta's New A.I. Agent For Losers](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/meta-s-new-a-i-agent-for-losers): Also: "fast as hell and built for sickos?" That's what they called me in high school.
- [A Tale of Two Johns](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/a-tale-of-two-johns): John Temu stuns in new job, John Galliano shunned by Met donors.
- [This Week in Nazis](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/this-week-in-nazis): Why do we even have that heading?
- [Is This Hypocrisy?](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/is-this-hypocrisy): There's literally no way to know.
- [Tabs Syllabus 08/14/2026](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/tabs-syllabus-08-14-2026): Please choose two or more of the following topics, and show your work. Open book, you have 3 hours.
- [Dobby's Grave Not At Risk From The Greenlink Interconnector Project, Also Not Real](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/dobby-s-grave-not-at-risk-from-the-greenlink-interconnector-project-also-not-real): Harry Potter Adults are still the worst but not because of what they're currently being blamed for.
- [Today on Trail Season 2: The Arctic](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/today-on-trail-season-2-the-arctic): A preview and an invitation.
- [Lindsey Graham's Aortic Adventure](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/lindsey-graham-s-aortic-adventure): R.I.P. to a uniquely vile and worthless American.
- [Veblen Bads 2: Dejection Boogaloo.](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/veblen-bads-2-dejection-boogaloo): Repressed of the Obra Dinn
- [Over Leveraged](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/over-leveraged): The inside story of Peter Thiel's MKUltra by someone who thinks it was kind of good, actually.
- [Lost and Found](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/lost-and-found): Gracie didn't behave like a normal giraffe.
- [Battle Of The Straights](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/battle-of-the-straights): We ain't talking about Hormuz, baby.
- [Epstein Social Club](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/epstein-social-club): This post is dedicated to everyone who thought The Christmas Adventurers Club was “a little much.” 
- [The Dumb Matrix](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/the-dumb-matrix): "Polka dots stayed on."
- [What Did Scientists Find?](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/what-did-scientists-find): They should probably stop looking! 
- [New 60 Minutes Boss Only Lasts 15 Minutes](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/new-60-minutes-boss-only-lasts-15-minutes): Give him the business, Scotty.
- [Who Is Nick Bilton?](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/who-is-nick-bilton): Edward Bulwer-Lytton just sent me a telegram from hell that says: “WOW THIS GUY SUCKS AT WRITING STOP.”
- [The Kind of Newsletter That Made Benches Become Men](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/the-kind-of-newsletter-that-made-benches-become-men): My spoon is too big.
- [Where Is Everybody](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/where-is-everybody): It's Whiskey Doupil with Friny Tokoday
- [It's Lamer Than You Think](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/it-s-lamer-than-you-think): But what about: ✅ OLEICAT?
- [Dopefish](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/dopefish): Ploopy has launched the bean.
- [Goblin Problem](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/goblin-problem): No theme, just vibes.
- [Ballroom Twits](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/ballroom-twits): CELEBRATING THE FIRST AMENDMENT
- [Papal Bull](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/papal-bull): "Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime."
- [5.6 Million Bees](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/5-6-million-bees): Laufey presents the custom electric Miles Davis centennial Lexus.
- [Everything Is Hacked Now](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/everything-is-hacked-now): Trapped on a Zoom call with fake co-workers when we could just be making donuts.
- [The Future of Football Starts Today](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/the-future-of-football-starts-today): Nine years can be a lifetime.
- [Who Goes AI?](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/who-goes-ai)
- [Aham for the Mild-Built](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/aham-for-the-mild-built): Also: scientists put 792 ants in a particle accelerator. Should we be worried?
- [Dick Hebdige Explained Dinergoth in 1979](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/dick-hebdige-explained-dinergoth-in-1979): This week in last week.
- [Sokath, His Eyes Uncovered](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/sokath-his-eyes-uncovered): Does any of this matter at all? No!
- [Purity Supreme](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/purity-supreme): Back with another one of those hump-plumping injectables.
- [They Don't Care](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/they-don-t-care): You're either with us or you're against us.
- [The Lowbrow Harper's](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/the-lowbrow-harper-s): Welcome to my Ellie Award-nominated magazine.
- [A.I. Isn't People](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/a-i-isn-t-people): How many Reddit posts does it take to learn to read?
- [The Assassination of The Washington Post by the Coward Jeff Bezos](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/the-assassination-of-the-washington-post-by-the-coward-jeff-bezos): New crotch-related ski jumping scandal dropped.
- [Masks Off](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/masks-off): "Goid dea."
- [Welcome to the Resistance, Driving Range Guys](https://www.todayintabs.com/p/welcome-to-the-resistance-driving-range-guys): Tim Apple and Sam Altman absolutely gagging on boot.