# Suffolk Gazette: You couldn't make it up

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## Posts
- [National Rail Smart Ticket Failure: A Maths Test](https://www.suffolkgazette.com/national-rail-smart-ticket-failure-maths-test/): A National Rail smart ticket validation failure leaves Suffolk commuters facing a maths test before the gates open, in this entirely invented local report\.
- [Suffolk Parish Council Joins Prisoner Release List](https://www.suffolkgazette.com/suffolk-parish-council-prisoner-release-list/): Why an early release prisoners list in the UK appeared to include an entire Suffolk parish council, and why nobody at the village hall was surprised at all\.
- [Wetherspoons' 2026 Pint Prices Follow Your Credit Score](https://www.suffolkgazette.com/wetherspoons-2026-pint-prices-credit-score/): Satirical report on new Wetherspoons menu prices 2026, where pint prices allegedly rise or fall with your credit score, a phone app and your local pub\.
- [Banksy Colchester Shock: Norfolk Man Confused](https://www.suffolkgazette.com/banksy-colchester-shock-norfolk-man-confused/): At the Banksy exhibition in Colchester, 2026 shock struck when a local Norfolk man was confused by art on walls, confusing staff, guards and masonry too\.
- [Cathedral Grants Panic: Choirboys Must Sing in Tune](https://www.suffolkgazette.com/cathedral-grants-panic-choirboys-sing-in-tune/): Cathedral Music Trust grants panic after choirboys are legally banned from singing out of tune, sparking concern for the young nervous trebles\.

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