# SneezingCow\.com: Home of Michael Perry \- New York Times Bestselling Author, Humorist, Singer/Songwriter, Amateur Snow Plow Driver > Home of Michael Perry – New York Times Bestselling Author, Humorist, Singer/Songwriter, Snowplower\. It all begain with "Population 485" Generated by Yoast SEO v28.7, this is an llms.txt file, meant for consumption by LLMs. ## Pages - [Book Mike](https://sneezingcow.com/book-mike/) - [Biography](https://sneezingcow.com/biography/) - [Latest News](https://sneezingcow.com/news/) - [Homepage](https://sneezingcow.com/) - [Booking Details \- The Mike and Mary Situation](https://sneezingcow.com/booking-details-the-mike-and-mary-situation/) ## Posts - [Long Beds on the Road \(part 1\)](https://sneezingcow.com/2026/10/19/long-beds-on-the-road-part-1/) - [Long Beds on the Road \(part 3\)](https://sneezingcow.com/2026/10/19/long-beds-on-the-road-part-3/) - [How We Do It On The Road](https://sneezingcow.com/2026/10/19/how-we-do-it-on-the-road/) - [Pampas, not pompous\! See y’soon, LuCille\!\!](https://sneezingcow.com/2026/10/07/pampas-not-pompous-see-ysoon-lucille/) - [Mike Perry \- A Literary Life Five Minutes From the Deer Stand](https://sneezingcow.com/2026/10/05/mike-perry-a-literary-life-five-minutes-from-the-deer-stand/) ## Products - [Truck: A Love Story \(paperback\)](https://sneezingcow.com/product/truck-paperback/) - [Sneezing Cow Sticker](https://sneezingcow.com/product/sneezing-cow-sticker/) - [Sneezing Cow Can Koozie](https://sneezingcow.com/product/sneezing-cow-can-koozie/): \Sneezing Cow Can Koozie - [Tiny Pilot – Michael Perry and the Long Beds](https://sneezingcow.com/product/tiny-pilot/) - [Never Stand Behind A Sneezing Cow \& Other Tales from Foggy Crossing \(humor CD\)](https://sneezingcow.com/product/sneezing-cow-audio/) ## Events - [The Long Beds Return to the Stoughton Opera House](https://sneezingcow.com/event/the-long-beds-return-to-the-stoughton-opera-house/) - [Michael Perry to Speak at Cedarburg Reads](https://sneezingcow.com/event/michael-perry-to-speak-at-cedarburg-reads-on-october-8-2026-at-6pm-more-details-soon/) - [Hello, Leona\! Michael Perry and the Long Beds in Eau Claire, WI on October 23, 2026 at 9PM](https://sneezingcow.com/event/michael-perry-and-the-long-beds-first-performance-at-leonas-in-eau-claire-wi-on-october-23-2026-at-9pm-more-details-soon/) - [Michael Perry to Speak at The Chippewa Valley Book Festival](https://sneezingcow.com/event/michael-perry-to-speak-at-the-chippewa-valley-book-festival-in-eau-claire-wi-on-october-23-2026-at-730-pm-more-details-soon/) - [Michael Perry and the Long Beds return to the LuCille Tack Center for The Arts](https://sneezingcow.com/event/on-october-14th-2026-michael-perry-and-the-long-beds-return-to-the-lucille-tack-in-spencer-wi-more-details-soon/) ## Categories - [News](https://sneezingcow.com/category/news/) - [Gallery](https://sneezingcow.com/category/gallery/) - [Events Archive](https://sneezingcow.com/category/events-archive/) - [Long Beds News](https://sneezingcow.com/category/news/long-beds-news/) - [Long Beds Gallery](https://sneezingcow.com/category/gallery/long-beds-gallery/) ## Tags - [Tent Show Radio](https://sneezingcow.com/tag/tent-show-radio/) - [Roughneck Grace](https://sneezingcow.com/tag/roughneck-grace/) - [photos](https://sneezingcow.com/tag/photos/) - [photo](https://sneezingcow.com/tag/photo/) - [music](https://sneezingcow.com/tag/music/) ## Product categories - [Books](https://sneezingcow.com/product-category/books-wisconsin-author-michael-perry/) - [Music \& Humor Audio](https://sneezingcow.com/product-category/audio/) - [Audiobooks](https://sneezingcow.com/product-category/audiobooks/) - [Shirts, Posters \& Doohickies](https://sneezingcow.com/product-category/merch/) - [DVDs](https://sneezingcow.com/product-category/dvds/) ## Product tags - [Facebook](https://sneezingcow.com/product-tag/facebook/) - [Signed by author](https://sneezingcow.com/product-tag/signed-by-author/) - [Paperback](https://sneezingcow.com/product-tag/paperback/) - [The Long Beds Albums](https://sneezingcow.com/product-tag/the-long-beds-albums/) - [Montaigne](https://sneezingcow.com/product-tag/montaigne/) ## Product Format - [Digital Download](https://sneezingcow.com/format/digital-download/) - [Audio CD](https://sneezingcow.com/format/audio-cd/) ## Product Quantity - [One Sticker](https://sneezingcow.com/quantity/one-sticker/) - [Two Stickers](https://sneezingcow.com/quantity/two-stickers/) ## Product Size - [S \- Small](https://sneezingcow.com/size/small/) - [M \- Medium](https://sneezingcow.com/size/medium/) - [L \- Large](https://sneezingcow.com/size/large/) - [XL \- Extra Large](https://sneezingcow.com/size/extra-large/) - [XXL \- Double Extra Large](https://sneezingcow.com/size/xxl/) ## Event Categories - [Long Beds Concerts](https://sneezingcow.com/events/category/long-beds-concerts/) - [School Visit](https://sneezingcow.com/events/category/school-visits/) ## Optional - [Sitemap index](https://sneezingcow.com/sitemap_index.xml)