#  HeyJackass\!: Illustrating Chicago Values

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## Pages
- [Blog](https://heyjackass.com/blog/)
- [Statement From Second City Cop](https://heyjackass.com/statement-from-second-city-cop/)
- [Merchandise](https://heyjackass.com/merchandise/)
- [Home](https://heyjackass.com/home/)
- [Gallery](https://heyjackass.com/gallery1/)

## Posts
- [2026 Year To Date Totals](https://heyjackass.com/2026-year-to-date-totals/)
- [Totals](https://heyjackass.com/totals/)
- [Week's Totals](https://heyjackass.com/weeks-totals/)
- [2026 Homicide Trend](https://heyjackass.com/2026-homicide-trend/)
- [2026 Homicide Map](https://heyjackass.com/2026-homicide-map/)

## Commentaries
- [Weekly\-ish Update](https://heyjackass.com/enlightening-commentary/weekly-ish-update/)
- [Mostly Raggedy Fin de Semana](https://heyjackass.com/enlightening-commentary/mostly-raggedy-fin-de-semana-2/)
- [The Summer of Silly Decisions](https://heyjackass.com/enlightening-commentary/the-summer-of-silly-decisions-2/)
- [Summer's Finale](https://heyjackass.com/enlightening-commentary/summers-finale-7/)
- [August Wrap\-up](https://heyjackass.com/enlightening-commentary/august-wrap-up-8/)

## Galleries
- [Weekend Mayhem \- April 14\-15](https://heyjackass.com/gallery/weekend-mayhem-april-14-15/)
- [Homicide: 1151 W 63rd St](https://heyjackass.com/gallery/homicide-1151-w-63rd-st/)
- [Homicide: 5554 W School St\.](https://heyjackass.com/gallery/homicide-5554-w-school-st/)
- [Hit \& Run: 7041 S Jeffery](https://heyjackass.com/gallery/hit-run-7041-s-jeffery/)
- [Homicide: 430 S\. Clark St](https://heyjackass.com/gallery/homicide-430-s-clark-st/)

## Categories
- [2014 Commentary](https://heyjackass.com/category/2014-commentary/)
- [2015 Commentary](https://heyjackass.com/category/2015-commentary/)
- [2013 Commentary](https://heyjackass.com/category/2013-commentary/)
- [2016 Commentary](https://heyjackass.com/category/2016-commentary/)
- [2017 Commentary](https://heyjackass.com/category/2017-commentary/)

## Optional
- [Sitemap index](https://heyjackass.com/sitemap_index.xml)